"hey cracker pass the sunchips" "Not till we get to the picnic cracer" and i said,"cracker please" he say "cracker whaaaat?!?"
"Wazzup white bread?" that's not even an insult. that's just my race pluss a food. "i can do that too black bean soup, you stay out of this one asian chicken platter."
-Mike Birbiglia (my cracker)